Stage Names

One of my friends (bass player) is in a great band and recording an album. She's also a physician (in her spare time). She sent me an e-mail that her band was called "Wes, Lee & Arden" when she isn't playing, but when she sits in they become "Wes, Lee, Arden and the Doc." I freaking LOVE that! She's "The Doc."

My dad was going to make some harmonica business/networking cards to hand out to people at various jam sessions, open mics, and even at gigs and concerts so that he might find more people to gig with himself. He wanted a stage name for the cards. My thought was "Uncle" because it worked for Uncle Kracker.... and my cousin always calls him that in front of other people (some non-relatives around the city call him Uncle too).

But he's not like other people, he's my dad. He's not entirely normal. He went out today and got ORDAINED off the internet so that he can be the REVEREND. Ah yes, Reverend Dad.

Can I get a hallelujah and an Amen?